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Long story short: A couple of my friends went to Holland for a week. Basically a guide to the Hague and what not. This is, more or less, what I told them. The alternative was to send them this picture:. Everyone speaks English. Big hello to the guy that keeps saying Ootrecht at an exponentially loud voice!
Your punishment if you should fail? Ok, but also: Turkish food is the best fast food. Friteur shops are like Dutch diners and are generally cool but will most likely upset your belly. My favorite food comes from former colonies — Indonesian and Surinamese food is available and bloody delicious.
Almost forgot: tiny pancakes called poffertjes. Bonus level: Cheese. Oh the cheese. It is said that a biker can beat your car up with his bike and then sue you…and win. They are expensive and not worth the wait.
The Escher museum in the Hague is pretty cool! Depends on where in Holland you are. Most places that are not clubs are closed by midnight.
Holland is a neat, clean country with a dirty mind, a liberal country with a Nazi flare, a peaceful, calm place with hookers and weed… Well, you get it.